Good Evening Friends,
Last fall a new television program premiered here in the states. It was called Moonlight and it was about a hooman detective who was a vampire. It took a while for us to get used to watching hoomans kissing other hoomans on the neck and then looking up with blood dripping down their face. What a strange way to kiss….don’t ya think?
Since the writers strike was settled this year, the program has not returned…….boo hoo. Well, me and Toby decided that we would practice playing the part of the vampire right here at home….even though they tell ya….”Don’t try this at home”.
Now, this is Toby just restin on the sofa lookin kinda innocent and unsuspectin....
Ya should always be on your guard, mates…..never let it down……
Cause along comes a predator when ya least expect it and knocks ya right over…..
Do ya think Toby suspects that something is amiss here ?
See if ya think we look like vampires……well, maybe it’s just me that looks like the
vampire….Toby looks like the one getting attacked by the vampire.
Did I scare ya? Can’t ya just see my teeth sparkling in the light? But of course, we didn’t try the
“blood dripping from the mouth” part…cause that wouldn’t be very cool, would it?
So friends, now that ya see how Vampirin is done…….
Don’t Try This At Home !!!!!!