Sunday, April 12, 2009

An Ear of a Tale


Welllllllll Hello Ta All Ya Bloggers.....


Gee, we hope ya all had a really Happy Easter.....cause the peepers 'round here sure did. Now as fer us....that's another story.....

Yep, Gram and Pap had a whole bunch of people here fer an Easter ham with all the trimmin's and everythin' was soooooo GOOD....
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After dinner, we heard a noise in the back yard.
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Why, it sounded like a twig crackin' and grass crunchin' 'n... someone actually walkin' around in OUR GRASS !!!!!
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So we were at the door right away...tellin' Gram that we wanted out ta see what was what. NO ONE..... 'n we mean NO ONE is permitted ta walk around in our grass....I tell ya....anyone who does is headed fer trouble, fer sure.....



Outside we saw the likes of this bugger just loungin' around in our yard actin' like it belonged ta him !!!!! Nerve.....nerve.....nerve !!!!!

We were hopin' some gentleman would come along ta pick the bugger up by the ears 'n tell 'em that he made a terrible mistake venturin' inta our yard on such a Holy Day........
Why, we didn't want ta hurt 'em cause we knew that someone just like 'em came that very mornin' ta bring baby Parker an Easter basket full of goodies.... ('n fer some reason Gram thought she got a picture of Parker 'n his basket but she musta been dreamin' cause there ain't none)

So we just sat 'n watched 'em in awe..... 'n wished he woulda brought us a special basket just like Parkers.

But he didn't bring us any swell Easter basket.......


Nope, he sure didn't.......


He EARED US !!!!!!



Do ya hear me !!!!!




He EARED US......

ALL OF US !!!!!!

Yep....There we were mortified that on such a Special day when everyone else was gettin' colored eggs... 'n chocolate candy... 'n little toys.....





We were gettin' BUNNY EARS !!!!!





YUCK!!!!





'N then we had ta sit there tryin' ta smile 'n look happy when we were just plain MISERABLE!!!!




Do ya see us SMILIN" in any of these pictures ???



DO YA ?????



I was tryin ta give Gram the evil eye so she would put away the camera and take off those silly ears...... but it didn't work....




Nope, she just kept snappin' away...... (too bad there aren't any pictures of baby Parker 'n Gram's pretty flowers)



My Mom says that when Gram goes ta bed tonight we're all going downstairs and find those ears 'n chew 'em all ta shreds.........




Here's hopin' none of ya suffered the same fate.....





This is Dewey Dewster reportin' on Easter....'n silly ears......