Saturday, May 3, 2008

Celebrity Quiz Shmizzz


Here I am just speechless and embarrassed beyond words here.......After visitin' ya all out in Blogland and seein' the famous people ya all favor...I decided to go visit the Dogster website myself 'n see just what famous person I might be like. I was thinkin' someone like Cary Grant, George Clooney or even Pierce Brosnan or better still, Harrison Ford. Ya know...the leading man type...dark....debonaire....handsome....a swashbuckler....someone fearless and brilliant. Someone a whole lot like meself, man....

So I go to Dogster and take the Dogster Celebrity Quiz and what do I get?????? Well, see fer yerselves......I am mortified....and I'm a lookin for a cave ta hide in 'til I get good 'n gray.....

What celebrity would your pet be? I'm Simon Cowell! Find out at
Wow, your dog is Simon Cowell!

Simon Cowell
Hard to Please
Enterprising, brassy and not afraid to bark what's on his mind, Dewey Dewster is Idol-maker Simon Cowell!
There's no beating around the bush with Dewey Dewster and flattery will get you nowhere. Dewey Dewster calls it like he sees it, and stands firm on all fours behind his decisions. The cat definitely does not have Dewey Dewster's tongue—some of his pals think he's bitter and confrontational, while others find him to be impawsibly hilarious. Dewey Dewster's influence on those around him is remarkable, and he takes advantage of this fact and uses it wisely. Behind his no-nonsense mask, Dewey Dewster is a perceptive sponge, taking in what he sees and hears around him, and then figuring out how to make it look, or sound, better.

Now look at that face...would ya? Do ya see me, Dewey Dewster, Wire Fox Terrier, anywhere in that face? I'm askin' ya ta tell the truth... here........

Now my Mom did much better than me and she is pretty satisified with her celebrity. I think both of them had the same number of husbands....or almost anyway.......

Asta Marie
What celebrity would your pet be? I'm Jennifer Lopez! Find out at
Wow, your dog is Jennifer Lopez!

Jennifer Lopez
Dressed to Kill
Una bomba inteligente autentica, Asta Marie is super-fly girl Jennifer Lopez!
Curvaceous and sassy and always more than willing to pawticipate with a few moves on the dance floor, Asta Marie moves and grooves with the best of them. But that doesn't mean it's all fun and salsa for Asta Marie—discipline and structure are key ingredients that have helped to put Asta Marie on a fur-lined fast track. Family is of utmost importance for Asta Marie , and she takes care of her brothers and sisters with the same dedication that she gives her little 'uns. To see and to be seen are significant parts of Asta Marie's daily activities, and the real-life Cleopetra makes her rounds with confidence and flair, always preferring to hang with the more bold and beautiful members of the pack.

And Toby even got a good guy that he is resemblin' .....Although I've never seen a golf club in his paws...he really does like small balls.........

What celebrity would your pet be? I'm Tiger Woods! Find out at
Wow, your dog is Tiger Woods!

Tiger Woods
Athletic & Poised
Calm and cool on the outside, feisty and determined on the inside, Toby is everyman athlete Tiger Woods!
Toby proved at an early age that he had the skills to pay the bills, running circles around the competition when he was just a wee whippersnapper. Thanks to his tremendous successes, Toby has set aside an entire wing of his luxurious shelter just to house his collection of trophies and ribbons. A high-class pet with exquisite taste, Toby prefers to be seen with long-legged female mates, preferably those bred from Scandinavian lines. Unwilling to rest on his haunches, Toby has no time to hang out at the 19th hole and pet himself on the back—he's got a lot more green grass to frolic across before throwing in the towel.

Now if only we could accumulate a little bit of the wealth that any of these three celebrities have 'n we would be on our way to the Pet Store ta stock up on goodies big time.

So tell me, would I really look like Simon Cowell??????

It's Dewey Dewster reportin'....we're off to the country for a if ya don't hear from us for awhile, ya know why......


Maggie & Mitch said...

Shoot! We show up just as you're going on vacation! We keep seeing your face wherever we go and wanted to come say hi to you, Dewey Dewster!
We just met you but you don't resemble Simon Cowell at all!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Asta said...

Dewey Dewstew..that must be a big awe absolutely like geowge Clooney ow Cawey Gwant..SIMON COWELL???? awe faw too handsome and cute.

I hope you have a gweattime in the coutwy..I'll miss you...I had no idea Youw Mom was such a cuwvacious dancew, hehehe, and Toby plays golf??
What a talented family
smoochie kisses

Sparky said...

Dewey, guess what! You don't have to live down your embarrassment alone!

I, also, was named Simon Cowell. I have to admit, I'm so glad I wasn't the only one! I'm not really has bad as him, am I?


Koobuss said...

No Dewey, you are much better looking than that Simon guy! What were they thinking?

Asta Marie's and Toby's celebrities were pretty good though.

Enjoy your week in the country!

Love and Koobuss Kisses,

Agatha and Archie said...

Dewey,We think Simon is handsome!!! Does your Mom dance like Jennifer?? Love A+A

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Oh Dewster...Simon???

I don't think so, Man...

Hey glad ur feelin' better after that stinkin' rabies shot!! I've had 2 absesses after mine...not good, but I wasn't looked like u felt horrible!!! We were all worried bout ya....

I guess I'll go and take the quiz...I'm afraid to look...


Mr. T-Bone Beasley said...

I totally came out to be Will Smith...I don't think the Doggy Celebrity is quite so accurate!

Also!!! National Stuffie Appreciation Day is May 8th! Get out the best pictures of you and your stuffies!

Mr. T-Bone Beasley

Eric said...

Simon Cowell - he's no celebrity. The quiz is null and void. Do not worry. I was Al Gore, I wanted to be Al Capone. The quiz is a load of phooee..Though I kind of like the curves on your Mom Jennifer.

Wagging, Eric

Pacco de Mongrel said...

wow!! i can't believe u are simon cowell... we love him lots

COL. Sam ASTA-fari Joe H. Pinkerton Peabody, Esq said...

Oh, Dewster.. You are absolutely NOT like Simon CRowwwell. No no no. Those folks at Dogster must have had a computer glitch.

Don't take it seriously, pal. You are NOT like him!

Jackson said...

Poor Dewey, I think you got the raw end of the deal with Simon Cowell! J x