Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Action Heroes for Hire

The Pittsburgh Film Office is always promotin' the area as a good place to make movies and there have been a lot of movies filmed here in recent years. Me, Mom 'n Toby thought that it would be really nice ta be film stars. I mean what is better than seein' yerself up on the big screen.

We see ourselves as action heroes 'n so we've been practicin' being the best heroes we can be. We do that so we can get a job in the film industry. And then we wanna make enough money ta buy ourselves all the squeak toys we can destroy in a week. And that's a lot....I tell ya....'cause we rip 'em up in a few minutes.

We put together a portfolio of some of our best acting scenes. See if ya think any of these will help us.

There are many different kinds of monsters that can invade yer territory and so we tried to recreate a lot of scenes that show our best sides so that we can get hired.

1. In the first scene, me and Mom are attackin' a pipe that surely must have vermin inside. Ya sure don't want vermin ta get yer loved ones and we made sure of that.


Now I'm not sure if all the noise that Mom makes detracts from the quality of the scene or not. What do ya think?

2. Toby thinks he could be a leading man and so he was tryin' ta show that he could take care of the big black snake that invaded the side of the cottage and was causin' him a lot of concern. So this scene features Toby the leading man.


Do ya think Toby can get the job?

3. There is this giant pipe in our yard at the cottage. It is really fer draining the water from the driveway gutter into the yard. But we all got it into our heads that the thing was a monster and we needed ta take care of it. So in this scene we are takin' care of the big black monster, yard invader.


If ya notice, me 'n Toby were not barkin'....no siree....we just got right down ta business....attackin' that monster....that's my Mom that's makin' all the noise. She's always barkin'. Anyway, we are sure glad that the monster was taken care of and that Gram and Pap are safe from it.

I keep seein' meself, Dewey Dewster, in the film "The Thin Man Returns" and Mom wants ta star in "Bringing Up Baby Asta Marie" and Toby thinks of himself as playin' the lead in "The Awful Truth About Terriers".

So now....do ya think we can get a job as action heroes? Ya let us all know now, ya hear?

Dewey Dewster reportin' from The Pittsburgh Film Office.......

15 comments:

Penny & Poppy said...

Yep, all 3 of you would make great action heros! Let us know when your first movie comes out. That is one hoooooooge black snake!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy & Penny

Sparky said...

Dewey Dewster!

I think you and Toby and your Mom would all make GRRRReat action heroes!

You guys really get down to business when it comes to killing pipes and stuff like that. I think the barking your Mom adds to the scene really helps make it better. You should all bark and growl, and that would scare away all the bad guys! I bet you'd get a job in the film industry for sure, then!

I like the last scene best. That's one big black thing! You all seem very intent on having it destroyed. Good job!

You could all most definitely get a job as action heroes!

Sparky

Maggie & Mitch said...

You guys were made for films! We love how you were tying that monster up in the last video! Good work! You're hired!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Gus said...

Hey Guys! Even I sat up and watched, and I am not one to be fooled by TV! But your mom is so good, it was like we were really watching you.

Thanks for sharing.
Good Job

Gussie

Eric said...

Three Terriers. You are totally hired!!!! Totally Wired!!!! The film productions and your performances were terrierific!!!! If Mr S ever calls me I'll send him right over to you . . .me is still laughing at your antics - oops - acting

Wagging Eric x

Fenway said...

I watched every movie and must say there sure was a lot of ACTION. You guys have a lot of fun.

I got so excited hearing your fun that I began to whine like a little puppy and had to investigate the computer VERY CLOSELY to see if I could find you inside.

Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

Now THAT'S a terrier tug team!

Bussie Kissies
Buster

Butchy & Snickers said...

Hey Dewey,
Gosh, we think all 3 of you should be film stars. You could be in lots of movies. Maybe Snickers & I can be the extras in the films, ya think?? You gotta have lots of terriers.
Luv & Wirey Hgus!
Butchy & Snickers

The Aphasia Decoder.... said...

You sure are made for the movies. And you are so inventive when it comes to finding things to play with. Very cute.

Levi's mom

Noah the Airedale said...

Asta Marie, we hear ya loud and clear...hee hee.
You would all make great movie stars. Well done in moving that big hose.

Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess Lucy

Koobuss said...

Absolutely! You most certainly can get jobs as action heroes! You all do an excellent job at subduing all those evil monsters. Asta Maire is second to none if providing sound effects!

You films are outstanding!! I was on the edge of my seat, captivated by all the action!! Please make more movies!

Love and Koobuss Kisses,
Your biggest fan,
Koobie

pee ess Can I have your pawtographs?

Koobuss said...

Sorry for the typos in my last comments. My secretary is not entirely with it.

Hehehehe

Love,
Koobie

Agatha and Archie said...

we just have to say thank goodness you guys are there to protect everyone from all of those things!!!!!(the snakes there are HUGE!) Love A+A

Asta said...

Dewey
I think the thwee of you would make fabulous action hewoes..what moves, what staw quality, I hope the casting diwectows see this..you'we suwe to get those wolls...those awe some of ouw vewy favowitest movies!
smoochie kisses,ASTA

Jackson said...

Hey pals, that was like an acting masterclass. I liked hearing Asta Marie bark. My, she has a high-pitched voice! I bet it goes right through you!!! J x