Extreme Makeover- Canine Style

Hello Everyone,



Gee, we sure hope yer enjoyin' the weather. While it has been rainin' around here the last few days, we have sure had some beautiful warm days full of sunshine.

But tonight, I was wonderin' if I could borrow yer ears 'n eyes fer a bit....



Not yer Easter bunny ears....'n not yer x-ray eyes.....



Nope, I need yer full attention.....cause I have a problem...

See me relaxin' here and see Toby down there posin' fer Gram ???? (Ya can biggify any of these pictures by clickin' on 'em)

Do ya think he looks fit 'n trim there ?? Kinda slim ??? Kinda skinny perhaps ???? Why ya can feel all his ribs, I tell ya !!!!

Now, take a look at me, would ya ????

Do ya think I look a bit pudgy ????

Maybe not as trim lookin' as I could be ???? Why, me 'n Toby both play a lot...I mean a lot !!!!

We run up and down the steps all day. we play tug......

We both get exercise....lots of exercise....

I mean look at Toby, would ya ????

Does he look like he's in better shape than I am ????

I had ta get in front of the mirror and look at myself......

I can see where there's room fer improvement....

What do ya think ????

I NEED A MAKEOVER !!!!!!

I had ta try out Gram's exercise bike ta see if I could firm up some of my body parts that are a bit flabby....

I was havin' trouble figurin' it out and Toby came over ta try ta help.....

How am I supposed ta get my feet on those pedals and use my paws ta hold onta the handlebars when I am so little and that bike is so big....

Why, ya have ta do a real balancin' act ta even stay on that thing. Don't know how Gram does it ??? But then she really doesn't use it much and she needs it much more than I do.....

Maybe I'm doin' it wrong....maybe I need ta shift inta another position altogether....

What do ya think ????

Think this is the right way ta ride the bike and lose weight and gain muscles ?????

Maybe I just need ta eat less....

Maybe I should go on the grapefruit diet....

Or the cabbage soup diet....

Or join the Nutrisystem or Jenny Craig......

What do ya all think, huh ?????

Gee, I'm sure confused here fer sure.......

Do ya think ya can help me make a decision on how ta look better ?????

I tell ya if I have ta give up my evening dog biscuits, late evening chewey and bedtime treat....I don't know how I can get ta sleep at night....

HELP!!!!!!

Put on those thinkin' caps and help Dewey out.....

This is Dewey Dewter here reportin' on Extreme Dewey Makeover.........