Merry Christmas Ta Ya All.......

Hi Ya Bloggies,

Before I get too far inta my report, I want ta wish ya all.....'n by that I mean "All of ya" a Very Merry Christmas, Happy Holiday er whatever yer celebratin' this season.....'n a Happy New Year too !

First let me show ya some of Grandma Judy's Christmas decorations cause yer not gonna see any around here.........Scrooge Gram.....

'N now that we got the pleasantries outta the way.....

onta a much more important subject.....

Now if any of ya were our friends...'n I mean REAL FRIENDS,

ya woulda spirited us all away from Gram,

her flash beastie and her Christmas torture........

Just look what we had ta do taday....

 Do ya think my Mom looks happy in ANY of these pictures

Do ya think she's enjoyin' this at all?

Me 'n Toby were a little bit happy

cause we had visions of chewin' up those antlers

so they would not see another year of use.

And then we had ta change outfits.....yikes.....when can we go Gram?

And then Gram thought maybe she should take a few of my Mom all by herself....

I tell ya my Mom didn't move a muscle the whole time....

she just wanted it ta all be over and fast. 

She didn't smile either.....

                                       Which one is the statue and which one is my Mom?

                                                                If looks could kill....
                                                        Gram woulda been mincemeat...
                                                              I tell ya mincemeat......


                                                               Are we done yet?
                                                           We are......Thank Dog......

Now fer some more pleasantries....

                                             If yer waitin' fer Santa.........watch fer him 'n his sleigh..........

'N listen fer the music, he's likely ta play.........

But then above all..........as the snowflakes fall

Have a Very

This is Dewey Dewster reportin' about Christmas, our horrible ordeal while dancin' ta Mariah Carey's special song.....

Have a Merry Christmas everyone !

Ya Coulda Helped Us....Yes Siree !!!!!!

Hey Bloggies........

When ya have a whole group of friends spread out all over the world.....ya kinda expect that those friends will lend ya a helpin' hand when ya need it......

Well.....

We needed that help....

We needed it real bad......

'N where were those helpful friends ?????

Nowhere I tell ya.......

NoWhere..........

Ya kind of knew that this was gonna happen.....didn't ya ????

Oh geez......these things are just sheer torture.......

We are tryin' ta smile....tryin' real hard......

Is this smile good enough fer ya Gram ?????

What.......we need ta look WHICH way ???????

Well, at least I can still smile.........

Actually, I'm singin' "We wish you a merry Christmas "

I even got my Mom ta sing a line or 2................

Gram....are we done yet ??????? Please....................................

Hey guys........next time it's almost Christmas......

Will ya lend us a helpin' hand

Please ?????

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Well.... me....

'n Toby....

'n my Mom

'N Gram.....

'n Pap too....

Would like ta wish you and yours.....

'n that means all of ya out there in Blogland!!!!!

A Very Merry Christmas !!!!!!

and

A Happy New Year !!!!!

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This is Dewey Dewster reportin' on our Christmas antler ordeal....'n havin' a Merry Christmas too !!!!!

Christmas is fer Reindeer....isn't it ??????

Well hello ta All....

We've been pretty busy here gettin' ready fer the Holiday. There's lots ta do before Christmas and the arrival of Santa Claus. We have ta get our stockings hung so we can get goodies in 'em.....I mean Santa is sure ta stop here with 3 such good doggies livin' here.

Gram and Pap went ta Aunt Carol's house fer an early Christmas dinner and baby Parker was there. He was playin' with his ball and practicin' ta be a major league ball player.

Then he was pretendin' ta be Beethoven playin' a piano and entertainin' everyone too.

But back at home Gram decided that we needed ta get some Holiday pictures taken. She had reindeer antlers and a Santa hat but she couldn't find all the antlers so we all had ta share the one she could find. Who wants ta be a reindeer when yer a Wire Fox Terrier ?????

I did not want ta have my picture taken at all.

I am not gonna look at that camera and smile........no siree.......

Well, maybe I'll just look at it once but not anymore....'n I'm not smilin' either.....

Ya can't get me ta co-operate....nope, I just do not like that flash at all....

Then they give me antlers.....why I'm not a reindeer.....no siree......I'm a Wire Fox Terrier.......I'm not smilin'......

So Gram put 'em on Mom... but she doesn't want any antlers.....Mom's not a reindeer....no siree.....she's a Mom....

She doesn't want ta look either........silly flash..........silly antlers.............silly Gram.......
Mom just looks the other way.......she doesn't want ta look right inta that silly flash.....geez it hurts yer eyes.......then along comes Toby........

Now Toby is much more co-operative.....why, he's even smilin' here.....can ya see his eyes ???? They seem ta have disappeared.....

Smilin' again....what's wrong with Toby ?????

Smilin' even more....he must be on drugs......
Now he's even laughin'.........Gram get him ta a doctor quick....he's not normal.....


Now can we go back ta playin' ????? This has ta be the silliest thin' that we ever did.......I tell ya I'm not smilin'.....I don't care if Toby wants ta smile all day.......I won't look either......And neither will Mom......we want ta go.....this is torture.....

Well, here we are lookin' a bit more normal and we all want ta wish ya all out there in Blogland
A Very
Merry Christmas
and A
Happy New Year

This is Dewey Dewster wishin' Christmas was already over and the Santa hat and antlers would disappear.......