Monday, March 21, 2011

In case ya were wonderin'............

Hi Bloggies,

Gee, I tell ya there is just no ideal way ta deal with
OLD PEOPLE........

'N by OLD PEOPLE, I mean Gram.....
Yep, she has not let me use the computer fer months
 'n that meant that I had no way ta update my blog.



Yep...Gram 'n Pap have kept me pretty busy workin' 'round here....
.'n I mean work....

I ask ya....do I look even a little bit happy here?
 I wanna tell ya I thought this was ta be a relaxin' visit ta the Sunshine State. 

Now that was not ta be because Gram had somethin' else in mind....
 'n that was paintin'.
As ya can see I was chosen ta paint the whole place......
a big job fer a little guy like me.
All by my little terrier self......

My paws are worn down ta the bone.....
'n I'm lookin' fer a long rest so I can get my energy back again.

Gram and Pap promised us that if we helped ta create a transformation in this place,
 we would get a special treat.
So we did.

We live in a mobile home here and this is what the house looked like when we bought it last year.


'N after workin' fer months 'n months....
This is what the place looks like now....
Still not finished but lookin' a bit spiffier....
Thanks ta yers truly.....
Dewey Dewster.....
canine painter.....



 So since we got the place in order.........
We wanted our special treat.........
We all hopped on the golf cart and waited........



 We wanted ta go ta the pavilion 'n play ball and go inta the water too.......
'n we weren't gettin' off the golf cart until we were there......



Now I tell ya that it is pretty hot around here
And we started our ball playin' in the yard at the pavilion.....
But that was really tirin'.......

So we got inta the water and played there....
Much better, I tell ya.....
Cool, clean water......
And a heavenly clean BALL too !!!!!

But I tell ya that after ya have fun, there's always a down-side ta the day.......
We were now pretty smelly.....
And covered with sand.....
So we needed a BATH.........


 I tell ya that the Peepers always can manage ta ruin a perfectly fine day........
We were surely happy bein' full of sand and smelly too......
Ya can never make Gram 'n Pap happy unless yer clean too ........

 Now just in case we never get ta use the computer again until we get back home again,
We want ta leave ya with somethin' that will make ya smile.
Babies are universally darlin' creatures
 And here is a picture of a baby sandhill crane followin' his mamma around the yard.
Ain't he cute?


Well, I have a lot more ta tell ya but Gram wants ta use the computer
So I'm gettin' the EVIL EYE ta get off it right now.....

Like I actually got ta use it the whole time we were here.....fer sure....
OK Gram, I'm signin' off.....

This is Dewey Dewster reportin' that we're all still alive and reasonably happy......
Bein' smelly and sandy are wonderful......
Baths will always stink.......


Monday, January 17, 2011

On the move....and Dewey Immortalized

Hi ya Bloggies,

I tell ya we never seem to get ta talk about what we are doin' anymore until it's almost too late ta tell ya.
Right after Christmas, we left "da burg" and headed south fer the winter. We drove all night long and then all the next day and only stopped fer the night once we reached Georgia. There was a terrible snow storm and we wanted ta beat it. We didn't beat it but we missed the worst of it by leavin' early.


              That, I tell ya Bloggies......is what we saw in the Carolinas on the way down ta Florida.
            'N the Carolinas are not used ta gettin' snow so we saw a lot of accidents on the trip down.

              But now we're lookin' at this beautiful scenery at Lake June in Winter in Lake Placid, Florida.
                                                          'N we are sure glad ta be here too.
                    We've had a few cold nights but fer the most part the weather has been beautiful here.
Yep, I tell ya....it's paradise....fer sure.......

                
Ain't it just spectacular?  
Water....'n ramps ta walk out on....
                                                                      'n more water....
                                                                          'n trees too.
                      Then there's these sandhill cranes that are walkin' around in our neighborhood.
                                           Imagine that ! I mean who invited 'em anyway?
                                                       They don't have a house here.
                                                           So we had ta bark at 'em..........
                                                 I mean we're the bosses 'round here......right ?
                                                                   Ya agree, don't ya?

          Then I tell ya that we really got upset cause Gram 'n Pap found this turtle walkin' on the road
                  and they didn't want 'em ta get hit by a car so they brought 'em back ta our house.

                                       Put 'em right in our exercise pen....I tell ya......OUR PEN!
         There he was just lordin' up the place like he owned it
  'n it is OUR PEN !


                                   So I had ta watch 'em outta the window in our Florida room....
                                 ta make sure he wasn't takin' anythin' that didn't belong ta him.......

I mean that was a HARD JOB....... watchin' that turtle ta make sure he was bein good.......
a really HARD JOB!
But then someone had ta do it...so it was ME!
 
So he spent the night in our exercise pen cause Gram 'n Pap went ta a sports bar ta watch the Steelers play football.
We found out that he was called a gopher turtle....cause they dig tunnels like a gopher.
So what did the little nurd do that night?

He dug himself  inta the ground so we couldn't see 'em anymore 
'n so we would think he had moved on.

 But I was smarter than that....cause I knew he was still there.
Yep, Gram 'n Pap told us that they took 'em ta the nature preserve across the lake
 but I think he's dug 'imself a BIG DEEP TUNNEL
and he's hidin' in our exercise pen.
So everyday I check the perimeter just ta make sure.
 I'll sniff 'em out....yer siree.......
He can't fool me !

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Now fer a special topic that is very dear ta my heart.........
Dewey Dewster has been immortalized
 in PEN AND INK.

I tell ya, Bloggies, No one and I mean no one will ever ferget the Dewster.....not ever....

 cause Shafali has captured me.....
in tip-top form....
at my most handsome...
just bein' THE DEWSTER !

Now if ya don't think that is a picture of the most handsome dog ya ever did see....
then ya need ta have yer eyes checked.
Just look at that face, will ya ?
Sheer perfection at it's finest !
Why, once Hollywood sees this picture...they are gonna be callin' me non-stop
I'm gonna be famous....yes siree....
The next dog ta be picked fer the Marley and Me sequel.

And if ya want ta see other great stuff that Shafali has done.....drawin' stuff that is...... ya can visit 'er blog
'N I'm sure that this beautiful face of mine is gonna make her famous too...
Shafali, I mean...
Fer sure...
But not as famous as I'll be.....

So, there ya have it bloggies........A picture of what we have been doin' lately....but only a little one mind ya cause we just couldn't tell ya everythin'.....that would take ferever.....

As fer me....I have my best vantage point back again at our fenced yard by our pavilion.
'N I'm gonna watch out ta make sure no VERMIN invade our little paradise.

It's a tough job....but someone has ta do it !

This is Dewey Dewster (on the way ta becomin' famous) reportin' on our trip south and how I got ta be immortal.....
If ya see my head growin' bigger....yer sure ta know why.......


Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Merry Christmas Ta Ya All.......

Hi Ya Bloggies,
Before I get too far inta my report, I want ta wish ya all.....'n by that I mean "All of ya" a Very Merry Christmas, Happy Holiday er whatever yer celebratin' this season.....'n a Happy New Year too !

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First let me show ya some of Grandma Judy's Christmas decorations cause yer not gonna see any around here.........Scrooge Gram.....






'N now that we got the pleasantries outta the way.....
onta a much more important subject.....


Now if any of ya were our friends...'n I mean REAL FRIENDS,
ya woulda spirited us all away from Gram,
her flash beastie and her Christmas torture........

Just look what we had ta do taday....


 Do ya think my Mom looks happy in ANY of these pictures

Do ya think she's enjoyin' this at all?




Me 'n Toby were a little bit happy
cause we had visions of chewin' up those antlers
so they would not see another year of use.


And then we had ta change outfits.....yikes.....when can we go Gram?





And then Gram thought maybe she should take a few of my Mom all by herself....
I tell ya my Mom didn't move a muscle the whole time....
she just wanted it ta all be over and fast. 
She didn't smile either.....



                                       Which one is the statue and which one is my Mom?




                                                                If looks could kill....
                                                        Gram woulda been mincemeat...
                                                              I tell ya mincemeat......


                                                               Are we done yet?
                                                           We are......Thank Dog......

Now fer some more pleasantries....
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                                             If yer waitin' fer Santa.........watch fer him 'n his sleigh..........


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'N listen fer the music, he's likely ta play.........

But then above all..........as the snowflakes fall

Have a Very
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This is Dewey Dewster reportin' about Christmas, our horrible ordeal while dancin' ta Mariah Carey's special song.....

Have a Merry Christmas everyone !

Friday, December 10, 2010

Is it Winter already....or what ?

Hi ya bloggies,

Dewey Dewster here ta tell ya what we have been doin' lately.
Well, fer one, we've been tryin' ta stay warm
cause this is what it looks like around here lately.
Ya probably don't even have ta wish fer a white Christmas....
cause this stuff isn't goin' anywhere anytime soon.


See that white stuff ?
We don't mind it so much but Gram 'n Pap hate the stuff.
They admire the first snow cause it's pretty ta look at
but when it just comes and never leaves, it gets annoyin'....really annoyin'......


We live on top of a hill and so ya can get a good view of the houses
and trees and streets below us.
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Now since we can't play outside becuz of the snow,
we like ta play inside.
There's nothin' like a good game of fetch.



Sometimes we play with the ball and other times we like ta play with any toy
we can find and get Gram 'n Pap ta throw fer us.


Now why does Toby have ta play when I wanna play?
Huh?
Can ya tell me please?
I always have ta show 'em whose boss......
'n that's me of course....the boss, I mean...
As if ya didn't already know that.....
After runnin' up and down those steps a hundred times,
 me 'n Toby were just plum worn out.
That 'n we thought ya might want ta see our tongues.
Pretty, aren't they?

Well, I think I caught my breath now 'n there's not much else
that we've been doin' lately cause it's really cold outside.
But I always like ta give ya some food fer thought.
So tonight I'm askin' ya if ya believe in Santa Claus ?
Ya know the jolly old guy in the red suit.....
'n a long white beard.
Do ya think he's gonna come Christmas Eve
and bring ya some
new toys....
 'n biscuits....
and maybe a chewy or two?


Me....I'm watchin' out the window fer 'em. .....
Santa Claus, that is.
If he comes I'm gonna bark 'n bark 'n bark some more.
 Then I'm checkin' the fireplace ta see if he left us anythin' special
I'm checkin' ta see if he left us anythin' at all.
Then I'm gonna play with everythin' I can.....
' Eat most of the goodies
before I wake up Mom 'n Toby.....
Cause then I'll know that I was
NICE....'n not NAUGHTY......


This is Dewey Dewster reportin' on our cold weather..... 'n snow....indoor games
and waitin' fer Santa.....

Friday, November 12, 2010

Happy Birthdays and Other Assorted News

Hi ya bloggies,

It seems like we never get ta update our blog anymore. But I made Gram sit down and work on it tonight.

We had birthdays lately.....me 'n my Mom's birthdays are both in October.....mine is on Halloween but we had a party before the ghosts came. Mom's is October 15.....I refused ta dress up in a costume but Gram made us wear hats and Halloween bibs. Yikes....the things we do fer food........


So after we were humiliated ta death at our party we went back up ta camp cause the weather was supposed ta be really nice.....'n it was.

We played ball every day with Gram 'n Pap....'n took long walks too.

We went up ta McCarthy's ta check fer vermin.......I searched in the wood pile.....


It was high but I climbed up anyway



We had a lot of fun.......except my MOM always gets inta trouble............



My Mom rolled inta some ODE_Cologne..........Gram said YUCK !

'N I had weeds 'n dirt all over me.......We needed a BATH !!!

We sure get excited when the pool comes outta the garage.....


'N we sure love ta jump at the water too !! Water just gets us so excited.........



We got ta get a bit of the dirt off in the pool.......last time fer that fun this year....Winter is comin'...




There's nothin' like a dip in the pool when the weather is super nice......


I tell ya the swimmin' pool didn't get all the dirt offa us this time......

We had ta get a BATH anyway.....yuck........


So we're ready ta head back home again......'n we're sure sad ta have ta leave........

I tell ya we need ta get rid of that poodle hair Toby has lately.......he looks really silly.......

But I sure love my vantage point pictures......... 'n this was a good one........one of my favorites......

If ya had a birthday 'n we missed it....we wish ya a belated one........

'N we'll try ta post more often ....'n visit around more too....

Have a Great Weekend Everyone !!!!!

This is Dewey Dewster reportin' on our birthday party.......our cottage visit....swimmin' pool fun....'n the wonders of vantage points......

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