Wednesday, January 28, 2009

A Doggin' Bloggin' Get Together....Ta Talk About Poetic Weather.....

Hello ta all......

Now if ya think that winter's nice....
.
Just take a look at all the ice.....


That came ta visit us taday.
And stuck around until mid-day......



The ice was just topped off with rain.
It sure made shoveling a pain.....



But it got all scraped off ya know.
Then all the rain turned inta snow
......


Then everythin' was soft 'n white.
Fluffy layers....so clean 'n bright......


It made us wet when we went out.
It's somethin' Gram could do without......

But it really makes ya stop 'n think.
As ya ponder at the kitchen sink......

How pretty it is...just take a look.....
Like pictures in an artist's book......


As long as yer all stayin' home.
Safe in yer observation dome......


See, we don't want ta run 'n hide....
We'll just watch it from inside......


Now that yer in our line of sight
We wish ya all a safe, warm night......


This is Dewey Dewster reportin' on the winter weather here in the Burgh.......

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

The Week in Review

Gee guys....what a week this was !!!!!!

We've been havin' some of the coldest temperatures that we've had in years so Gram felt it was necessary ta get out our coats......except we don't like ta wear coats.......so when she put the coats on us.....we just stood there....


Gram pushed me out onto the deck but I just stood there lookin' in the door wantin' back in again. Eric would like this coat....it's orange.....

Hey Eric...if ya want this coat I'll send it on over ta ya......

Now a lot has happened over the last week.......
We were awarded the Friends award by both Abby and Asta La Vista....
Thanks a bunch fer the honor....both of ya....

And while it has a bunch of rules attached ta it....we're gonna break 'em and just display it..I know....we're really bad.......

There was a miracle on the Hudson River in New York....when a very skilled US Airways pilot crash landed an airplane full of people inta the river without any casualties. The rescue had everyone glued ta their TVs fer hours.......


Then on Sunday....our very own Pittsburgh Steelers won the AFC Championship by beatin' the Baltimore Ravens 23 ta 14 in an action packed game right here in Heinz Field.....

They'll be playin' the Arizona Cardinals in the Super Bowl in Tampa Florida on Feb 1......that's less than 2 weeks away.......

Go Steelers !!!!!


Then on Tuesday January 20, 2009.....the US of A welcomed a new President and First Lady inta the White House. Meet President Barack Obama and his beautiful wife Michelle. We wish them the best and hope that the next 4 years will be the best for all of us......here and around the world.......

And last but not least.....we got Gram ta finally do some work around here......

When we get new toys.....we get too excited and don't really treat the toys nicely......of course it doesn't help that the doggie toy manufacturers make the toys with dissolving thread and material that melts in yer mouth 'n not in yer hand.....

So when we chew up the toys....Gram takes 'em and puts 'em in Doggie Toy Hospital til she can get around ta sewin' 'em back up again. We had bags 'n bags of 'em in the hospital and Gram finally sewed up one of the bags.......

It filled up our toy box ta the brim and we were excited ta see some of our favorite toys again....

See those toys with the plaid patches on' em ???? Gram put those on some of the holes we chewed inta them....

My Mom was all excited ta get ta pick from so many toys cause Gram always tells us that there are doggies all over the world that don't have any toys at all and that we should take better care of ours......but we just don't listen ta her at all.....

We all got ta get reacquainted with toys that have been packed away for months.....

If ya can believe it, the Cat in the Hat still has a squeaker in it that squeaks....but now I ripped off his tail and one of his ears....Gram says as long as no stuffin' is comin' out we can play with 'em...

This is one of our favorite toys from a couple Christmas' ago...it has several squeakers that still work...it's also good ta get yer head stuck inta.....

Now we want ta thank all of ya that stopped by ta see how we were after our "Fixit" surgery. We're feelin' fine now and since Gram burnt all the Dog Breedin' books, we don't even see anythin' around that reminds us of what we lost.

Gee we hope the next week is just as packed full of excitement....it will be hard ta top this one though.......

This is Dewey Dewster reportin' on a week in History......

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Well......Ya Coulda Called Us.........

W..E..L..L.....Now ya all show up......

Where were ya when I needed ya????? Huh ? Where were ya before I got lead ta the slaughter house ???? Ya coulda called us ta let us know we weren't goin' ta meet any sweetie pies on Monday.......

No siree.... we didn't see even one.....ya wanna know where we went ????
We went ta a Spay/Neuter Clinic......'n I can tell ya that we didn't come outta there lookin' like we did when we went in. Nope......missin' parts.......I tell ya.....'n important ones too......Now, I am not a happy camper at all here.......

No more dreamin' about bein' the father if 18 beautiful wire fox terrier puppies.......I'll never even be the father of 1 wire fox terrier pup.....no more dreamin' at all fer me......no siree....might as well never even go ta sleep anymore.....those days are over....

When I found out what was goin' on, I asked Gram ta at least get me neuticles.........so I would look the same way and then the girls would still love me........

But NO..... Gram was havin' none of that....none fer Toby either....not that he knows the difference...silly overgrown puppy that he is....why Joey was right when he said that Toby is a Doofuss......

Look at 'em.....does he look sad ta ya?????? Does he look like he minds the fact that he will never see little Tobys runnin' around????? Never.....not ever.....none.....nada.......

No, he's a Doofuss and all he wants ta do is play, play, play.........

'N while we were gettin' carved ta bits.....did Gram and Pap stay ta see if maybe we might need any help there? Nope....they went ta brother Scott's place where Fred and George badly needed a hair cut......

Just look at George there.....can ya even tell that he's a Wire Fox terrier and my brother ta boot???
And Fred.....does he look like my Father ???? Does he???? I think he looks like a hairball.....why, neither one of 'em seem ta have any eyes in there......


Now Gram and Pap worked on 'em all day and that pile of hair is just from George....there was another one just as big from Fred.....

Now here's Fred after Gram took a ton of hair off him....why he got his eyes back....'n there were pink spots on 'em too....so Scott and Heather will have ta be careful in the frigid weather we're gettin' now.....

'N then there's George.....minus a ton 'o hair 'n with pink spots on 'em too. He needs ta bundle up before goin' out in this cold weather.....fer sure........

There's George again.....he wasn't even mad at Gram fer pullin' off all his hair....I mean didn't she know how long it took 'em ta grow it all ??????

So I tell ya I'm still comin' ta grips with what happened ta us on Monday.......but one thing is fer sure.....we can throw away all those Dog Breedin' books pronto.....won't need those anymore......nope.....


Gee, I sure hope the girls will still like me anyway.......after all I'm still Dewey.......
This is Dewey Dewster reportin' on his worst week ever.....

Friday, January 9, 2009

Dogs in the News !!!!

Hello ta ya all out there in Blogland.....

It's me, Dewey Dewster reportin' on a special doggie that made the news taday...
Bet ya already heard about 'er....Her name is Buttons and she just had a litter of 18 Dalmatian puppies.........18.........did ya hear that......'n they're all excited about a girl havin' 18 puppies......
What about the father that sired all of those.....what do ya think about him, huh? Now there's a dog that should be the subject of water-cooler office talk fer months ta come.....

I wanted ta know more about the birth and so I got on Gram's computer ta see if I could find it on the Internet.
Nicola and Adam Morley are the proud (if slightly bemused) owners of a record litter of 18 Dalmatian pups.
by Mike Celizic
TODAYShow.com contributor
updated 9:28 a.m. ET, Fri., Jan. 9, 2009

A British couple are seeing spots before their eyes, but their vision is 20/20. The spots are the ones bedecking a record litter of Dalmatian puppies — 18, to be exact.

That’s 83 Dalmatians short of the proverbial 101. But this is real life, not a Disney movie, and the tally is still impressive.

On Friday, TODAY show viewers got their first live look at what is being called the largest litter ever delivered by a Dalmatian. Born by Caesarean section on Dec. 23 to Button — a purebred that, appropriately enough, is a daughter of one of the stars of “102 Dalmatians” (the sequel to “101 Dalmatians”) — the pups posed in all their glorious cuteness in the home of Button’s owners, Nicola and Adam Morley. For more of the story click here

So I started dreamin' about bein' the proud father of 18 beautiful puppies......

I put on my glasses and started readin' Gram's book about Dog Breedin'.......


I figured I could easily be the super-stud that sires 18 wonderful, beautiful puppies..... although not Dalmatians....of course, they would be Wire Fox Terriers......

One of the first things ya have ta do is find the perfect Mother fer yer children....now what chapter is that in this book......oh, look....there's even Dalmations on the cover......

Just then the phone rang and when I answered it, it was the vets office callin' ta confirn our appointment on Monday fer somethin' called "Neutering".........now what do ya suppose that means ?????

Whatever it is, the appointment is fer both me 'n Toby..........I better look it up in this book.......

If any of ya find the correct chapter on the subject of "Neutering"........can ya please call and tell us which one it is ?????

I can't wait ta get a nice car ride on Monday with Toby ta meet our prospective Sweetie Pies......future Mothers of our children.......the perfect girls ta carry on our bloodlines.... 'n our names too......

Bet yer excited fer us too.....aren't ya ???????

This is Dewey Dewster reportin' on procreatin' future generations of terriers........

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Let It Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow !!!!!

Hey Dearest Blogland Buddies.....

Oh the weather outside is frightful,
But the snow is just delightful.


And we've really no place to go.
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.....


Well, it doesn't show signs of stopping.
And we're plum tired of shopping...
We thought we'd enjoy the show.....
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.......
Well, I wanted to say goodnight.
But I hate going out in the storm.
But if you really snuggle tight.
All the way home I'll be warm.
Oh the snowflakes are just floatin' and flyin'.
We're havin' fun without really tryin'.
And if you wanna come and play....
Just hop on the nearest sleigh....
Well, now that we butchered that song thoroughly, my Mom wanted ta sing Aulde Lang Syne....but I think she fergot all the words...sounds like screamin' ta me but she just wouldn't stop....sheesh.....women........



But we would like to take this opportunity to wish you and yours a very Happy New Year. We hope everyone has good luck, good health and a ton of happiness in 2009.



This is Dewey Dewster signin' out on the last night of 2008....

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